June 1, 2019 • 89,377 notes

tiqerboy:

the gays, on june 1st:

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January 26, 2019 • 26,719 notes

kristenwiiggle:

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September 27, 2018 • 19,852 notes

vaginatrainer:

walking into a packed gay bar with only half of my friends

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September 12, 2018 • 37,547 notes

bob-belcher:

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September 2, 2018 • 13,163 notes
'Gimme More' playing from another room
Britney Spears

wine-mom-810:

What the doctor hears when he puts the stethoscope up to my chest

(via penis-hilton)

July 7, 2018 • 183,165 notes

dragonprincessmew:

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

(via unescapable)

July 6, 2018 • 132,853 notes
alejandro (80's remix)
lady gaga
June 29, 2018 • 172,823 notes

tatooiines:

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

(via succeeding)

June 29, 2018 • 70,921 notes

fairyqueensupreme:

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

(via civilwhore)

June 12, 2018 • 54,067 notes
virbro: “ baby-you-can-chive-my-car-burger: “Oh my god… I love this ” THE BUTCHER ”

virbro:

baby-you-can-chive-my-car-burger:

Oh my god… I love this

THE BUTCHER

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